Personal Awesomeness Report
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
Position: Intern/personal assistant for Ephka.
*** This position is opened to ALL Japanese Girls between the age of 18-22. ***
Job Description: Assist Ephka with daily needs and requirments as he deems necessary or so desires. Please refer to Monica Lewinsky for more detailed information.
Ideal Candidate: Please refer to the Indoor Survival for a pictoral description.
Experience: No previous experience required. In fact, absolutely unexperienced is prefered. Will be trained on the job. Must be willing and eager to learn.
Salary: You'll be getting all that you deserve and more.
Please send resumé with picture and measurements to email@example.com
Once again only Japanese Girls between the age of 18-22 can apply. There are more than one opening for this position.