Horrorscope FK

LESS PAIN! MORE GAIN!

Saggy skin? Rotten flesh? Missing fingers?

At some point in our active lives, we've all got some nagging pang
that holds us back from burning as much fat and calories as
possible. For me, it was overdoing it in a kickboxing class with an
inflamed hip joint. For you it might have been a benign-looking
yoga posture. Regardless, there's a lot we can do to prevent the
pain before it starts, especially at our age.

The first idea would be to not get turned into a zombie in the first
place! Duh! You can do this by a few simple steps, such as embracing
magic, referencing splatter films, having cool hair, or employing
Jedi mind tricks.

All of the above start with the ability to stay loose, listen to your
body, and kick as much zombie ass as possible!

Less pain, more gain – the post apocalypse way!

Why It's Awesome:

The Horrorscope FK was born as a late release limited edition board and is now our #1 selling model worldwide. Featuring pre-loaded positioning for expert level jibbers, and easy turnin’, mindless shreddin’ for those intermediate riders that want to expedite the learning curve. Transworld Snowboarding gave it the Good Wood nod in 2010, and after showing up in countless video parts and blogs, it became one of the most sought after boards in snowboarding. The Horrorscope FK takes no effort! Stable at high speeds! Perfect for hangovers! Jib like a mad man!