Stairmaster Extreme

ALL NEW EXTREME PROGRAM! TRY IT TONIGHT!

Everything starts out ironically for underachievers. Like, hey check it out, I’m ironically blowing all my money at the bar. I’m ironically getting fired from my job. I’m ironically dropping out of school and partying all the time. My house is ironically a shit hole covered in a sea of beer cans and cigarette butts. I’m ironically a total burn out gypsy dirt bag. Then one day it dawns on you that nothing is ironic at all. You’re generally apathetic towards anything unrelated to good times, girls, skateboarding, rock shows, house parties, or going snowboarding.

At CAPiTA, we don’t judge. We understand. We embrace what feels natural, and encourage you to follow your own path in life. Hey, after all, at least you’re good at something right? Let’s face it – you party to the extreme, so we made you an EXTREME party machine. It’s a pretty simple concept really. First, you get your money together. Then you wait till it’s bar time. Then you indulge in a few EXTREME beverages. Then you turn up the volume. Then, if you’re lucky, you meet some good lookin’ lady friends. Then you have a few more EXTREME beverages. Then you wonder who turned on the fog machine as the people you’re with wonder what the hell you’re talking about. Then you start wondering how your new lady friends are hotter than they were an hour ago. And then… well, we can’t really remember what happens, but we know this: Results vary. Use at your own risk. Repeat program as necessary.

Why You'll Like It:

Maybe because this board won the 2010 Dew Tour Slopestyle Championship? Or maybe you prefer the X-games silver medal? Hmmm… Or, because of the Transworld Snowboarding Top Ten Good Wood award for one of the best freestyle boards on the market? In any case, the EXTREMES are for a special customer looking for a unique product that not everyone else is going to have. They’re geared toward a progressive park shredder that doesn’t want to break the bank, but is looking for more performance than the standard Stairmaster construction. They feature an epoxy glass configuration, sintered base, and cambered construction so they’re fast, strong, and have mad pop off park jumps. Combine that with a specially designed dampening system placed along the edge between the inserts, and these boards yield enhanced impact resistance as well. The performance in relation to price tag of these versatile freestyle boards is unmatched, and as a result, they’re the first ones to sell out every year.