The Green Machine

MAX OUT ON THE GREEN MACHINE!

While other brands may have programs claiming to help you get big, there’s only one company that guarantees you’ll GET HUGE™. That’s what we do here at the Super Corp. We dominate the competition. We devour everything.

We eat 5,000 calories a day, bench one day a week, and do not do triceps or shoulder exercises. We don’t need to. We’re buff as hell, and now you can be too.

For just a few dollars a day you can possess your very own energy conservation workout innovation known as "The Green Machine."

An aggressive exerciser made with recycled and environmentally responsible manufacturing, its paradoxical nature is the secret to its success. This approach makes you look like a bad boy to friends and neighbors, while allowing you to sleep at night because you made a responsible decision for once.

This is where looking good meets feeling good!

Why You'll Like It:

These boards have a minimal impact on the production line, yet yield maximum impact on the mountain. By "maximum impact," we mean they shred like rabid bats screaming from the depths of hell. They float in powder conditions, press easily on boxes, and turn on a hard pack’s dime. They’re a marriage in engineering between a bad ass, true twin freestyle snowboard and a sincere commitment to responsible manufacturing. A Green "Machine" with progressive graphics and top tier performance made for an educated consumer looking for an environmentally conscious product.