Totally F'kn Awesome

SPICE UP YOUR LOVE LIFE!

The ultimate goals of young males are pretty simple: look cool,
don’t do anything stupid, and – hopefully – score babes. We realize
that this is easier said than done. Especially if you’re talking about
ski babes sippin’ martinis after a few runs on the hill. No need to
worry though, as we’ve consulted our resident expert to help. As an
international man of leisure, an authority on the realm of
fraternization, and an experienced older man in general, Dr. Corey
Smith once again presents you with an official cheat sheet for this
winter’s social events. Please cut out and carry with you always...

The Top Ten apre ski pick up lines:

10. “You really know how to handle those poles.”

9. “Last time I saw peaks like that they had snow on them.”

8. “I don’t like to brag, but they named this run after me.”

7. “So, are those skis yours?... Both of them?”

6. “I wouldn’t pull your pass if you ducked my rope.”

5. “Looks like they’ve been doing avalanche control, because I just
found a bombshell.”

4. “Can I park my pipe dragon in your garage?”

3. “This mountain isn’t a volcano, but we can still make an explosion.”

2. “The snow report says 6”, but come with me and I’ll show you
more.”

1. “You got the buns. I got the Cobra Dog™.”

Why You'll Like It:

Because you don’t get a name like Totally FK’n Awesome if you’re anything less. These hybrid camber boards were built to man-handle each and every feature of Mother Nature’s great mountainous terrain. The elevated contact points are rockered just enough to float through soft snow, while the cambered mid section and slight reversed side cut arc allow you to grip it and rip it – staying in complete control.